CLEARLY! ZUN ZUN CHA ZUN ZUN CHA Donuts and America edition!

So taking a leaf from Markinator and Cathal's more relaxed and less focused writing style, I think I'll write some bullshit. See, while I do think the quality of my writing has improved, I think we need some more bullshit and swearing instead of sounding like a sentient anime encyclopedia.

Also here's a drinking game, take a shot every time I write the world ''clearly''.

Well there really isn't that much to talk about in some ways, but I think I'll probably try to find some sort of way to keep you interested (which is kind of like how picking up chicks works out for me)(nyeh).

Nyeah, so right now I returned from some German language competition and on my way home I bought some insanely delicious donuts. Like holy shit now I know why those fucking American cops are so fucking fat and lazy if this is their primary source of calories they need to beat me when I'm just holding a gun-shaped Transformer while my house is robbed by 12 year olds hopped up on PCP and industral-grade Cool Aid (the kind that will ether kill you from diabetus, or make you immune to it) and need to play Blops on a PS3 that happens to be mine since they need their fix like REALLY BAD, MAN. But atleast I don't get beaten TOO hard by the cops since they go in to cardiac arrest after the 3rd whack. But in the next morning it will be hard to exlain what these dead cops are doing in my front yard. But as soon as they go in to my house, the republicans will soon find their reason. Since I have a large collecton of video games and watch cartoons (''which are clearly meant for children!'')

''CLEARLY!''

They will say that I'm clearly a gay, liberal, terrorist hacker atheist with ties to Julian Assange, an alliance with the Chinese and possibly might be keeping Osama in my basement. (Osama is actually like, super good at CoD, I mean like holy shit, and the waffles he makes I mea.... I mean, which is CLEARLY NOT TRUE) and then I will have to ask Latvia for political asylum or something since I don't think I'll be able to fend off Fox News forever and my reputation amongst white people will be forever tarnished, but the muslims will all call me a brother, but I don't want to say no to pork! (my sweet, sweet pork).

Where was I?

Oh yeah, So maybe I should reconsider going to America next year. I don't know.

But anyway, as I endulge myself on these delicious, delicious donuts, which sadly, go straight to my sexy, sexy bum, which the ladies love (clearly!), I'm not sure what I should write.

I'm happy to see that my nig Mark has revived his blog, which is awesome, since while he might be a sage of stupid at times and is clearly wrong on several subjects, he is still a master wordsmith when it comes to nonsense.
Also my bro Cathal has a pretty cool idea about a rap-based RPG, which might sound corny but actually when you get deeper in to it (just like how I'm getting deeper in to this muffin, with my tounge (oooh you naughty boy)(that's what she said!)), it reveals a fantastic idea if it's conceptualized correctly.

So yeah, I also started watching Gainax's new animu. And I think it's awesome. Jesus fuck.

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